Confessions of a Burger Broad

I don’t like relish on my burger

                                                                           I thought a slider was a squished meatball

                                 I LOVE to have a belly rub after eating a burger

I put BBQ sauce on my burger

                                                                 I like em’ salty
Sometimes I leave the bun behind

I’d rather be barefoot than have to wear heels

                                                                                      i wear men’s flannel pajama’s

I can belch with the best of them

                                                                I’ve danced naked in the rain

Sometimes I like to put mac and cheese on my burger, especially if I am having a cranky day

                                                                                   I look forward to the day when I don’t get my period anymore

         My first job was a cashier at Burger King when I was 15yrs old. My first day on the job,I cried

                                Salsa instead of Ketchup

When I go to the movies I use the Men’s washroom because there is always a line up for the Women’s

                                                                                                                I like to eat in bed

                                    I like it when a man flips my burger

                                                                                                    I’d rather be salty than sweet

          I like to eat with my hands…even spaghetti

                                                                                                I was dared to eat a triple cheeseburger.I did it

                 When I can’t fall asleep.. I count cows instead of sheep

                                                                                      I like Kraft single slices rather than real cheese on my burger

                                 I’ve never gone to confession

Every once in awhile I eat street meat… especially after a night of drinking and dancing

                                                                    I ate 11 mcburgers in one sitting.I don’t eat mcburgers anymore

                  I have a crush on #BarryManilow

                                                                            One day I want to eat a burger while standing in the ocean

                 I once fell in love with a boy who fed me ravioli from a can

                                                         I call it Catsup

                                                                                                      I never met a burger i didn’t like

I like to triple my cheese.One on top,one on the bottom and one in the middle

                                                              I ate a 16oz burger in three bites

                                          I like to eat a burger in the bubblebath by candlelight

My dream man is a burger lover who will share his burger with bed


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